partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

groovychainsaws:

American education

groovychainsaws:

American education

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
-  Vincent Van Gogh  (via goddessmorrigan)

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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